α Standard IQ Test · competitive novelty
Teams
Pick a side. Add your sitting. Watch the pile grow.
The test is the same AU$1 α Standard IQ Test sit. This door only adds teams, a mascore, a leaderboard, and a comic skirmish. People who want a quiet sitting never have to see a cat sit on a dog.
How you sit
- Plain — no team. Just the sitting.
- A side — Men or Women. You choose the badge; the site does not assign you.
- A creature — Cats or Dogs.
- Those two badges make one pile: Women’s dogs, Men’s dogs, Women’s cats, Men’s cats.
The four piles
Mascore = sittings added to that pile on this board. Preview numbers until the till is live.
Skirmishes
Press a match. The bigger pile grows. The smaller one gets funny eyes and is sat upon — comic, no hitting, no blood. The lamp at the top names who leads on this board today.
Choose a match